Frequently Asked Questions
(...and some that should be considered!)
The MUST read questions...
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What's the best way to arrange a meeting with you?
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I don't mind how you make initial contact, but I will need to speak with you on the phone before we confirm our appointment. Please have in mind a date, time and duration that you wish to meet for before calling. Please also familiarise yourself with what it will cost too. I will happily answer any questions, but have any queries ready for when you call, as I am unable to engage in lengthy back and forth calls and texts. I often cannot respond until later in the day due to being in civvie work. I aim to respond to all genuine sounding enquiries within 24 hours. For same day appointments it is best to phone. I have recently changed network my phone network provider and cannot always respond to non UK numbers, so please email or call.
If after we have arranged our date you decide to become an incessant pest then I will cancel and block you (I'm talking calling me several times a day and treating me like a penpal and getting arsey when I don't respond in lightning speed time; not the odd innocent question here or there. That's perfectly acceptable).
I DO NOT answer calls from withheld numbers or landlines. Please be mindful of this if you're calling from a hotel.
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Do you require a deposit?
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Only new clients will be required to pay a nominal deposit. This will be via emailing a gift card. I will provide details when we arrange. These should be purchased directly from their website and not a third party site. This needs to be completed
within 10 minutes of confirming our meeting. This method protects anonymity for us both. Deposits are non-transferable if you fail to give reasonable notice for rescheduling. If we have met before then no, we’ve already built mutual trust and I know you’re genuine.
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What services do you provide?
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I am naturally a very sensual person and provide an unrushed girlfriend experience, including owo and cim. Certain activities may be limited if you present with facial hair (this includes stubble) and/or poor oral hygiene. I do not discuss intimate services. If you have a bucket list of services to tick off then I will certainly not be the right companion for you. I am happy to answer any genuine queries, but if I feel you are after sexy chat I will terminate the conversation. Innocent questions are always welcomed, and encouraged. I like to make sure you are happy that I will be suited to you before we finalise a meeting.
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How much notice do you require?
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I require at least two hours notice. If you are booking for a date in advance I will require confirmation by 10am (at the absolute latest) on the day, which I will remind you of when we speak. For appointments that are due to commence before noon I request that reconfirmation is before 9am. Earlier is fine, after all I don't expect you to dash out of a meeting at work, so a 7am text is perfectly okay. Regrettably, failure to confirm by our agreed time will result in cancellation, and unless you have a brilliant excuse for consuming my time making arrangements then I won't be scheduling time aside for you in future. Of course, if you are unable to make it and have shown common courtesy by letting me know then that will not affect us rearranging in future.
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Where do you host incalls?
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My incall apartment is in Earl's Court, SW5. Very close to the underground station, and plentiful pay by phone parking nearby.
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Are there any particular type of gentlemen you refuse to see?
A. Impolite and unhygienic people. I do not discriminate on race, nationality or appearance, so as long as you are clean and polite I'm sure we'll get along fine. Whilst I am happy to meet those of whom English is not a first language I do only meet with gentlemen who have a very good understanding of the language, as conversation is an important part of providing an enjoyable girlfriend experience, and communication is a necessity given the circumstances of our meeting in order for us to both be able to articulate our desires and boundaries. Also, I do not wish to meet anyone from a culture or faith that views women as second class citizens. If any attitude akin to this is observed during an appointment our time will be terminated immediately.
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Oh bugger, our time has nearly come to an end and I'm having such fun I don't want to leave...
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You must, unless we have settled the formalities to continue. Please do not huff and puff if I remind you our time is nearing its end; likewise I won’t too if you’re the one reminding me!
Mutual respect for each others time works both ways. I'd rather leave with a nice kiss goodbye than on a sour note. And no, it's not because I have a queue of clients outside waiting to be seen; it's usually because my parking is due to expire, and there's nothing nice about ushering you out with brute force in order to avoid lining TfL’s pockets with a(nother) fine. The sods already have me down as a cash cow.
If you have any questions for me, take a look through these to see if it's been answered...
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What information do you require for outcalls?
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For hotels I will need to take the full name the room has been booked under, the hotel name and the room number. I will need to speak with you on your hotel room phone before I leave to meet you. If you are due to check in shortly before our liaison let me know and I will discuss how I can accommodate this. I will only be able to see you at a 4 or 5 star Central London or airport hotel. I do not keep any personal details after the meeting, except in circumstances where you have turned out to be a dangerous client, a twat or a timewaster.
Outcalls to private residences are for trusted regular clients only.
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Can I request what you wear?
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Absolutely. I have plenty of beautiful sets of underwear and attire as you can see in my gallery, so don't feel shy letting me know if you have a preferred set you'd like to see me in. I always dress smart and discreetly, but if you'd prefer me to dress more casually let me know when getting in touch. Please note for short notice appointments I may not always be able to fulfil requests.
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I’m a bit nervous, should I have a drink beforehand to help me relax?
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Please do not have more than a drink or two before we meet. Also, I do not tolerate any form of substance abuse. If you are drunk or under the influence I will leave/ask you to leave, after having taken full remuneration for my time. You are welcome to bring a bottle to our meeting, but please don’t be offended if I decline, Please do not assume all escorts enjoy cocaine; in fact most of us don’t. It utterly bewilders me how one can garner pleasure from snorting fuck-knows-what, cut with dandruff, pet wormers, arsenic to name a few, that has made its way to the country via sitting in some poor drug mules back passage for several hours. It’s dirty and unethical, and because its unregulated I don’t want to be honing my cpr skills bringing you around because you’ve reacted to one of its many unknown components.
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Are your photos real?
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This question always strikes me as rather ridiculous. If I was going to use photos of someone else wouldn't I pick a Barbie-esque lady rather than a size 12 one...?! I work with an excellent photographer to ensure my photos are kept up to date and are a true representation of me. If you ask me this daft question then you'll probably get a stupid answer and swiftly added to the twit list.
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Can you do outcalls to airport hotels?
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I will happily come to see you at a Heathrow or Gatwick airport hotel. I will require an extra £80 for Heathrow and £100 for Gatwick. Appointments in Docklands attract a supplement of £50 for travel time.
Q. I think you're ignoring my calls and texts...?
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Possibly. If you have called and it was clear you hadn't taken the time to read my website then yes I will ignore future calls. I clearly state on my homepage that the FAQ page must be read. If you decide this isn't important than I'd worry that in person you'd wish to flout simple requests too. My safety comes first. Unfortunately there is no escaping the fact that escorting comes with its risks, and I’m mindful that there are people out there with bad intentions towards us. Gentlemen do not have an issue with adhering to our safety screening procedures; those who wish us harm do. In many countries escorts require photographic ID and work references; so be grateful that it’s easier for us over here...I know I am! If you use text speak or address me as any variant of 'baby' you will instantly be blocked.
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Do you accept gifts?
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Of Course! It is always very kind, but never expected, although very gratefully received! Gift ideas include perfume, gift cards for Westfield, Harvey Nichols, Selfridges, Ikea (yes really!),
Diptyque and
Jo Malone candles, but please no alcohol or anything involving food, including chocolates
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Can you provide a reference?
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Yes, if we have already met. I have no problem with doing this and never mind being asked. Out of courtesy please email or text first then I can respond to your new lady friend promptly with the information she requires. I have provided many references and would be delighted to help facilitate your next fun encounter :). I am a verified P411 member too. If I receive a reference request and you haven't forewarned me then I will respond to the lady saying I haven't met you.
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Do you... Can I...?
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Any questions that aren't answered on here, just ask :)
